Bidness Card

My Bidness Card!!!

Now my bidness be official bidness!

Obama '08

Need I say more?

Soldiers

I made this "painting" of a soldier in Graphic Arts class, just for fun, but I like how it turned out.

And then I spoofed my own work! Future soldier!

Lima Oscar Charlie

My Graphic Arts text project, a war statement, if you couldn't tell. Chya.

Shorty Crunk Fo'Shizzle

I haven't posted in awhile, so I'm just posting this blog to say that I haven't posted a blog in awhile. Which now is a moot point, because I have now recently posted a blog, therefore canceling out the fact that I haven't posted a blog, aside from this one I'm typing now, in awhile. And you are probaly wondering, "Why did he choose the title that he did for a blog about how he hasn't blogged in awhile?" This is one of the great questions of life, right up there with "What is the meaning of life?", "Why were we put on this Earth?", and "Holy crap, what is that smell?" The answers to these and many more questions may never be answered by a single human being, but with enough searching, and a little bit of faith, the answers may be found inside of ourselves. My apologies if I just BLEW YOUR MIND.

My Graphic Arts Environment Thing

This is my thing that I made in my Graphic Arts class. It was really hard to make because Adobe Illustrator was all up in my grill, being all hard to use and stuff. But I learned how to use it, and now it's locked in a cage in my basement. I only let it out to eat and so I can kick it. Take that, Adobe Illustrator.

TAKE THAT.

Heyyyyyyyyyy!

I just be chillin' all up in the broadcasting studio. Logan won't leave me alone. He smells like salami, I don't why. That was a joke, but only the bit about Logan. Yeah, but Kyle keeps telling me to shut up, and I don't like it. He be's all up in my bidness, and I isn't liking it a whole lot. I'm writing this blog, because I'm not sure if I'll remember a whole lot of this morning. 'Cause I ate this donut that Logan (Detty) gave me. I didn't realize that it was made where, like, peanuts and stuff are made, and I be allergic to them stuff. So, like, I chewed it up, and I was about to swallow it, but then I found out that there were like nuts and stuff. So i went to the library and spat out the donut. Then my mouth started swelling up, so I got some Benedryl, and it really messed with me. So I'm just chillin' in da studio, tryin' not to fall asleep. And Logan is still annoying. And he says maheelahabl. I'm not even sure if that's a real word, but spell check told me it was.

Sloth!!

Like from the Goonies! Hooray for Photoshop!

Next President!

Would you let this man babysit your children? Then why vote him into office?

Vote McCain for more of the same.

(I'm voting for Stephen Colbert).

BYOB

Bring Your Own Banana!

thanks JP, you made my day.


super wednesday sucks.

Paranoia

The Patriot Act is watching you pee!

Still my bidness.

Yeah, my bidness hadn't changed yet. I just done felt like posting some other bidness. But it's cool, 'cause I ain't gone and changed none of my bidness. Sorry for getting your hopes up about me having new bidness. It's just the same old bidness I always have.


CAVS sucks.

My Bidness

This is my bidness. You is all up in it. Therefore, you be all up in my bidness.


I hope you enjoy my bidness.